Pearto - Plushie 6"
Pearto - Plushie 6"
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Pearto.
Size: 6 Inches tall
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Nothing to complain about.
Perfect
Best Christmas gift ever. 10/10
I got this as a present for my friend and he loved it.
She is a well-renowned former firefighter who worked at the Teto County Fire Station, having miraculous feats of heroism attributed to her. She is described as being "peary" good at her job. Contrarily, she is also a serial arsonist, setting light to any building she comes across. She also perpetrates cyberattacks in which, when a call is received from her, the phone battery begins to overheat and promptly explode, setting fire to anything flammable nearby. She was quietly discharged from the fire department upon scandals involving financial scams and drug dealings. in may of 2025 she got caught trying to meet up with a 12 year old boy for fun. D.A.P (Dads against predators) caught her in a sting operation
She tastes good, having a flavor of a pear with a slight hint of honey, and is 92 calories. Although, on Tuesdays, she is known to be upwards of 2000 calories, in celebration of Teto Tuesday. Eating her isn't recommended, however, as just one bite will trigger one to slowly and painfully transform into a pear.